BNN NEWS: Brother Black off to Macau
(BNN News reports, LIVE in Taiwan)
Today we have freshly arrived rumours about Brother Black,
the hottest bachelor in town,
who has been seriously considering to settle down!!
The news that the entire town CANNOT miss out!!
I am Joe.
Now back to Josh in the studio for more information on
Brother Black's TRUE life stories.
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Cough! Cough!
Thanks for the latest news, Joe.
Never heard of Brother Black?
Don't worry, we are just about to reveal the secrets.
The man, the legend.
Look at that hunky build,
made them girls scream.
His unique attitude,
made the boys ashamed.
And also the self-confidence,
no doubt conquers everyone's hearts.
*mouths open*
Cut the blind worshiping ceremony off right here.
The REAL story about Brother Black begins like this....
A long long time ago,
before Brother Black became THE Brother Black,
he was a good boy living a happy puppy life in Youlong/JiaQiao.
Mommy Teddy instantly spotted baby Brother Black's hidden potentials.
Although it's very hard to catch Brother Black's mysterious eyes via camera lenses due to his natural hair colour,
the strong, attractive masculine scent of his can be smelt miles away.
A gentle kiss, his cute little face,
centainly a born-to-be superstar!!
Oh and, one small thing...
Brother Black isn't so much of an all mighty genius as everyone thought,
especially in MUSIC.
But the hidden superstar potential of his
makes it easy to believe that he's great at literally ANYTHING!
He's a small man with big dreams.
A dream that no-one has a clue of so far.
Now back to Josh.
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What... what on earth is going on??!!
WE NEED EXPLANATION!!
What's this very special something that cannot be pursued elsewhere but Macau??
Has Brother Black lost himself in the world of gambling??
(No!!!! We don't want to see the evil side of you)
Whoa~~~
so concise yet so powerful: awesomeness!
We sincerely wish Brother Black, and his parents, a long, happy life over in Macau.
p.s Instead of PRETENDING that you play guitar,
please DO remember to spare some time on practising your guitar skills.
So long,
Brother Black~~~ *waves*
Hey!! Your Ticket!!!
5/17 Tue 00.50am Brother Black took off on his Harley-Davidson
5/17 Tue 6.00am meet up with Uncle Tsai
5/17 Tue 10.00am departs to Macau
5/17 Tue 11.50am Home Sweet Home
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Notes..
Special thanks to the email updates from Mr.Liang (Macau)
Dear Miss Chang, the puppy (Sesame) has arrived in Macau all sound and safe and full of energy.
2011/5/17 14:37pm
Today we have freshly arrived rumours about Brother Black,
the hottest bachelor in town,
who has been seriously considering to settle down!!
The news that the entire town CANNOT miss out!!
I am Joe.
Now back to Josh in the studio for more information on
Brother Black's TRUE life stories.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cough! Cough!
Thanks for the latest news, Joe.
Never heard of Brother Black?
Don't worry, we are just about to reveal the secrets.
The man, the legend.
Look at that hunky build,
made them girls scream.
His unique attitude,
made the boys ashamed.
And also the self-confidence,
no doubt conquers everyone's hearts.
*mouths open*
Cut the blind worshiping ceremony off right here.
The REAL story about Brother Black begins like this....
A long long time ago,
before Brother Black became THE Brother Black,
he was a good boy living a happy puppy life in Youlong/JiaQiao.
Mommy Teddy instantly spotted baby Brother Black's hidden potentials.
Although it's very hard to catch Brother Black's mysterious eyes via camera lenses due to his natural hair colour,
the strong, attractive masculine scent of his can be smelt miles away.
A gentle kiss, his cute little face,
centainly a born-to-be superstar!!
Oh and, one small thing...
Brother Black isn't so much of an all mighty genius as everyone thought,
especially in MUSIC.
But the hidden superstar potential of his
makes it easy to believe that he's great at literally ANYTHING!
He's a small man with big dreams.
A dream that no-one has a clue of so far.
Now back to Josh.
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Thanks Joe for such detailed info. Now inside the studio,
we have another new resource coming in.
Mysterious Brother Black announced something SHOCKING earlier today...
Here it is:
What... what on earth is going on??!!
WE NEED EXPLANATION!!
What's this very special something that cannot be pursued elsewhere but Macau??
Has Brother Black lost himself in the world of gambling??
(No!!!! We don't want to see the evil side of you)
Oh please!
Do I really need a press conference?
I, Brother Black,
still underage.
Far across the seas awaits my home and my family.
That's it.
Ciao.
Whoa~~~
so concise yet so powerful: awesomeness!
We sincerely wish Brother Black, and his parents, a long, happy life over in Macau.
p.s Instead of PRETENDING that you play guitar,
please DO remember to spare some time on practising your guitar skills.
So long,
Brother Black~~~ *waves*
Hey!! Your Ticket!!!
5/17 Tue 00.50am Brother Black took off on his Harley-Davidson
5/17 Tue 6.00am meet up with Uncle Tsai
5/17 Tue 10.00am departs to Macau
5/17 Tue 11.50am Home Sweet Home
*****************************************************************
Notes..
Special thanks to the email updates from Mr.Liang (Macau)
Dear Miss Chang, the puppy (Sesame) has arrived in Macau all sound and safe and full of energy.
2011/5/17 14:37pm